There’s a lady at Publix I have never seen before, but I love her! I went up to a woman stocking some cookies and said, “Ma’am, can you tell me where the Rit dye is?” She got down from her stool and kind of looked around like she had no idea, so I said, “it’s usually with the laundry stuff, but I didn’t see it anywhere.” And she goes, “oh, you want dye like to dye your clothes?” And I said, “yeah, I actually want the color remover, but it should all be together.” So she said, “Oh, I’m not even gonna SAY what I thought you said. I mean…I’m just gonna keep it real” and we both laughed. So then, she took me to it, and I said, “I’m sorry; I walked right past it earlier.” She laughed and said it was fine, but then I said “imagine that” because I’m sure everything people ask for is right in front of their eyes. When I said that, she goes, “girl, you CRAZY” and laughed and walked away.

I’m not sure why she thought all that was so funny, but she really cracked me up. I hope she’s also a cashier! I’m going to find her line every time.

On that note, I will NEVER EVER EVER get in the older lady’s line who has longer, blonde, rolled hair. She is the most talkative cashier I’ve ever seen, and she cannot work while she talks. So, her line is always SUPER slow, and I hate it. I can’t even hardly stand to be in the line next to her line because I can still hear her talking. Tonight, I was in the blonde younger guy’s line, and he’s a big smart aleck but not in a good way. Where do they get these people? The only pepole I like there are the black and Indian cashiers.

GOOD THING: Modern Family is about to come on.
BAD THING: Hobby Lobby is out of something I needed TONIGHT.