We went to the dog park today after lunch. While we were there, I turned around and saw a boxer with his leg hiked up and realized he was peeing. Then I realized he was peeing on Brian’s shoe, and Brian had no idea. I died laughing and told Brian, and the dog ran off so we could see Brian’s shoe with all these wet drops on it. I glanced over at a bench, and two women were laughing hysterically.