I just read online that about 17% of humans are left-handed. On the same site, I read that there are twice as many left-handed men than women. I’m left-handed, and I’m a female! That means I’m a rare treasure, as if you didn’t know that already.

GOOD THING: free day today! no plans after work
BAD THING: for some reason, I keep imagining biting into an apple and a tooth breaking out…it hurts, and I don’t know why I’m thinking about this!